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December 12, 2007

Dicked: Colt Brennan

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Although he may have lost the Heisman last Saturday to Florida Quarterback Tim Tebow by finishing third with 632 points, Colt Brennan still has bragging rights as the NCAA Division I-A record holder for most touchdown passes in a single season (58), a feat he accomplished this year as QB for University of Hawai'i.

Before Hawai'i Brennan was caught with his pants down in an embarrassing scandal at the University of Colorado when he exposed his deli tray to a coed during his sophomore year. He was arrested on charges of burglary and trespassing and eventually pleaded guilty to both. The incident forced Brennan out of Colorado and into Saddleback Community College, where the QB took some time off to repair his image.

The move worked and that year Brennan was named honorable mention All-American State Offensive Player of the Year, after which Hawai'i head coach June Jones offered him a walk-on opportunity with his team.

The rest is history. 2007 was a phenomenal year for the Coltster. Aside from breaking a long-standing major college career record, he led Hawai'i to a 12-0 regular season record and #10 AP ranking.

Up next he'll be taking on #4 Georgia in the Sugar Bowl. And, hopefully soon, he'll be taking off his pants again; this time maybe he'll be more liberal about sharing the wealth. I mean, Jones may have reformed him but you can't keep a good boy down. Let it fly, Colton. LET IT FLY.

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