If you haven't noticed, I come from a place where comedy is of the utmost importance; your strength of character depends wholly on your ability to execute a fart joke flawlessly. When raised in this kind of environment during your formative years (i.e. college) you tend to develop a strong sense of competition among your peers, one that can get out-of-hand after a rousing game of "That's what she said" has run its course.
Recently, some of my college friends from California created boneraday.com, a website dedicated to famous artwork reimagined through boners. This is just the kind of thing we wasted hours on at school when we should have been doing other things like, you know, growing up. Anyway, when my roommate and I, whom I also went to college with, heard about boneraday.com we decided to issue a retort.
Here was how the challenge was extended:
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From: In The Butt
To: Farley, Scott, Matzke
CC: Sarah, Evan
Date: Thu, Jan 15, 2009 at 4:57pm
Subject: A gauntlet, if you will
Mailed-by: gmail.com
Dear Sirs:
We understand you have been hard at work on a website about boners. While we commend your creativity and spunk, in the spirit of healthy competition we have erected our own site; a West Coast vs. East Coast Comedy-Off, if you will. The gauntlet has been thrown.
To button this letter, below is a haiku by one Mr. Evan Pohl:
Knock, knock. Who is there?
It is us dickfaces, HA!
Ready to look dumb?
Heh, heh,
Evan and Sarah
Founders & CEOs
http://inthebutt.tumblr.com/
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Prepare yourself. Things are about to get epic, kittehs.
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